ha poot

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1
throwing your mouth’s contents at someone like they owe you money
He said I was a bad friend so I ha pooted in his face.
She ha pooted at the teacher during lunch.
I ha pooted at my brother when he took my last chip.
2
using your tongue like a slingshot to send food flying
He ha pooted a piece of pizza right into my drink.
She ha pooted at me during the movie.
I ha pooted at my mom when she yelled at me.
3
a spit attack that hits like a surprise party you didn’t want
He ha pooted me in the middle of the class.
She ha pooted at me during the test.
I ha pooted my friend when he said I was ugly.
4
when your mouth decides it's time for a rebellion
He ha pooted me when I said his hair was messy.
She ha pooted at the dog during dinner.
I ha pooted my brother when he took my last cookie.
5
the art of making someone’s day worse with a single spit
He ha pooted me in the middle of the game.
She ha pooted at me when I said her song was bad.
I ha pooted my dad when he said I was lazy.
6
when your mouth turns into a weapon and you don’t care who gets hit
He ha pooted me when I said he was a bad dancer.
She ha pooted at me during the concert.
I ha pooted my friend when he said I was messy.
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