HA-job

My boss said I only had to show up once a week. I showed up once. Then I left.

This job is like eating a muffin for breakfast. It’s there. It’s not doing much.

I got a job at a pizza place. I only made one pizza. I got fired.

My job is just folding clothes. I fold clothes. I get paid. It’s like a dream.

This job is so calm, it’s like a baby’s nap time.

I work at a grocery store. I scan things. I don’t care.