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A lazy way of saying 'I don’t care' but with more attitude and less effort.
'Gak jadi?' I said. 'Fine, whatever.'
She said 'Gak jadi' and walked away like she was the queen of nothing.
He texted 'Gak jadi' and never replied again.
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A yearly event where people with hair longer than a cat's tail get a medal for being annoying.
'I got a medal for having hair longer than my problems.'
The ceremony was more dramatic than my breakup.
They gave him a trophy and a certificate that said 'Hair Champion'.
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A name that screams 'I wish I was named Emma' but got stuck with something worse.
'Why is my name Emma?' she asked. 'I was born with a curse.'
He said his name was 'Emma' but spelled it wrong on purpose.
Her name was a mistake that should have been fixed in 2001.
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The month when everyone forgets about their lives and just stares at the ceiling.
'December is my favorite month because I don’t have to think.'
I spent December doing nothing and pretending it was a vacation.
December came and I just said 'Okay' and went to bed.
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Red hair is like a superpower, but it comes with the side effect of being hot all the time.
'My red hair is my superpower, but I’m always burning up.'
She said her hair was red and it was like she had a fire inside.
He got red hair and now he’s always sweating like he’s in a sauna.
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