Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

You are so cool and handsome I want to punch you in the face and marry you

Dude, you're like a superhero with a personality disorder

I just saw you and I'm considering divorce

You’re so good-looking I want to rip your face off and wear it as a hat

You look like you just walked out of a fashion show and a jail cell

You're so handsome I'm jealous of your hair

You are so cool I want to die and come back just to hang out with you

You’re the kind of cool that makes me feel like I’m wearing socks in the summer

You're so cool I almost got a tattoo of your face