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A woman who dates comedians like they’re the only ones who ever laughed at her dumb jokes
I dated a comedian because I thought he’d laugh at my cringe
She’s only with stand-ups because they’re the only ones who don’t roll their eyes at her
He’s a jokester, but he’s also the only one who doesn’t leave her in silence
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When you see a stupid trick and you're like, 'Bro, this is so cheap, I could've bought it at the dollar store'
That magic trick was so cheap, I could've bought it with my lunch money
That trick was so fake, even my goldfish could've done it
That trick was so low budget, I felt bad for the magician
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