Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A laugh so fake it could make a ghost cry. Used by drama kids who think they’re Shakespeare. Only used when something is stupid, not funny.

Ha ha! I just made a pizza out of my feelings.

Ha ha! I passed algebra by cheating.

Ha ha! My dog ate my homework and my soul.

2

A shout used when someone is being a total menace. Like when you’re about to do something really bad and you say it.

Ha ha! I’m gonna fail you in math.

Ha ha! I just stole your lunch.

Ha ha! I’m gonna turn you into a frog.

3

The laugh of a witch who thinks she’s cool. Sounds like a demon cackling, but with more attitude.

Ha ha! I turned your teacher into a chicken.

Ha ha! Your math test is now a toad.

Ha ha! Your mom is now my pet.

4

The laugh of old people who think they’re funny. Sounds like they just remembered they’re still alive.

Ha ha! I just remembered I still have teeth.

Ha ha! My cat just talked to me.

Ha ha! My grandpa is now a meme.

5

The laugh of someone who is either crazy or just really happy about something bad. It’s evil and loud.

Ha ha ha! I just destroyed your life.

Ha ha ha! I’m going to fail you all.

Ha ha ha! Your dog just exploded.

6

A laugh so funny it could make a teacher cry. Used when something is so stupid it’s almost genius.

Ha ha! I just failed my math test on purpose.

Ha ha! My dog just turned into a robot.

Ha ha! I just ate my homework.