ha-eil

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Ha-eil is a hot guy who thinks he's the king of the school. He dates every girl but can't spell 'paragraph' without help.

'He's the reason I failed geometry, and I still don't know why.'

'He asked me to prom, then forgot my name three seconds later.'

'He can do a pull-up, but he can't do a math problem.'

Ha-eil is a meathead with a six-pack. He's got the looks, but his brain is as empty as his promises.

'He said he'd take me to the movies, then took me to the gym instead.'

'He can bench-press a cow, but he can't read a menu.'

'He told me he was a genius, then forgot my phone number.'

Ha-eil is a walking heart-throb. He gets all the girls, but he can't even tie his own shoes.

'He asked me to be his girlfriend, then tripped over his own shoelace.'

'He's got a date with every girl, but he doesn't know what a date is.'

'He's got the looks, but he's got the brain of a potato.'