Ha-docking

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Licking a big-bearded sea dog's titty like it's a lollipop and you're five.

I had to ha-dock the guy after he asked for a second round of rum.

My cousin ha-docked a pirate and got stuck in the brig.

That sailor’s titty was so big, I got a mouthful of beard.

Sucking on a sailor’s tit so hard, you think it’s going to pop.

I ha-docked a guy and he fainted from the smell of salt and sweat.

My brother ha-docked a captain and got thrown overboard.

That sailor’s tit was like a meatball, and I ate it.

Putting your mouth on a bearded man’s breast like it’s the last piece of cake.

I ha-docked a pirate and got a tattoo of a seagull.

My mom ha-docked a sailor and now she talks like a crab.

I ha-docked a guy and he gave me a gold coin.