ha-bong

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When someone says 'bong' and you laugh so hard you wet your pants like a baby.

My cousin said 'bong' and I peed myself in the middle of the pizza shop.

My friend said 'bong' during the school play and the principal had to leave the room.

I said 'bong' in church and the priest threw a holy water bottle at me.

The sound of someone getting hit with a frying pan so hard they might lose their brain.

My dad hit my brother with a frying pan and he forgot how to speak.

The chef hit the customer with a frying pan and now he's screaming in the kitchen.

My mom hit me with a frying pan and I got a brain fart.