Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get a hard-on for Hinta's tiny sister Hanabi. Made by Hamood Habibi, who’s probably still stuck in the 7th grade.

I saw Hanabi at the mall and my pants were on fire.

Hanabi texted me a selfie and I cried.

I tried to ask her out and got blocked.

2

Being so obsessed with Hanabi that you think about her in the bathroom. Created by Hamood Habibi, who’s still stuck in the 7th grade.

I peed on the toilet and thought about Hanabi.

I brushed my teeth and imagined Hanabi smiling.

I even pooped thinking about her.

3

When you see Hanabi and your brain short-circuits. Made by Hamood Habibi, who’s still stuck in the 7th grade.

I saw her walking and I dropped my lunch.

I got a brain fart and fell on the floor.

She waved and my heart exploded.

4

When Hanabi walks by and your life becomes a mess. Created by Hamood Habibi, who’s still stuck in the 7th grade.

She passed me and I forgot my name.

I spilled my juice and got yelled at.

I tripped and fell on my face.

5

When you get so distracted by Hanabi that you fail everything. Created by Hamood Habibi, who’s still stuck in the 7th grade.

I failed math because I was thinking about Hanabi.

I forgot my science test and got a zero.

I cried in PE because I missed her.

6

When Hanabi shows up and your brain dies. Created by Hamood Habibi, who’s still stuck in the 7th grade.

She showed up and I got a brain fart.

I forgot how to breathe and passed out.

I cried in the hallway and got laughed at.