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H&A is when a guy says ‘Hi’ but it really means ‘I’m about to embarrass myself in front of everyone.’
‘Hi,’ he said, like he was a king.
‘Hi,’ he said, while tripping over his own feet.
‘Hi,’ he said, as his pants fell down.
H&A
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H&H is when you’re so horny you can’t think straight and you’re also so high you don’t care.
‘I’m H&H, just let me pass out on the couch.’
He was H&H and tried to flirt with the pizza delivery guy.
She was H&H and texted her ex ‘I miss you’ while wearing pajamas.
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H&A is when you’re so hungry you could eat a horse and so horny you’d take a horse if it asked nicely.
‘I’m H&A, I just ate a burger and I want a date.’
He said he was H&A and then asked for fries and a kiss.
She was H&A and started texting her crush about pizza and sex.
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H&H is when you’re so high and so horny you’re willing to do anything, even if it’s stupid.
He was H&H and tried to dance on the table at the bar.
She was H&H and sent a text that said ‘I’ll come over if you promise to be cute.’
They were H&H and tried to have a conversation while wearing pajamas.
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H&A is a cheap whiskey that tastes like regret and was made by people who don’t care.
He drank H&A and said it was the worst thing ever.
She tried H&A and said it tasted like ‘bad decisions.’
They drank H&A and decided to break up with their lives.
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H&H is when you hang out with someone and then you both fall asleep after having sex.
They said they were H&H and then fell asleep on the couch.
He was H&H and fell asleep after a kiss.
She was H&H and fell asleep with a text that said ‘goodnight.’
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H is the best letter and if you disagree, you are a bad person who doesn’t know anything.
He said ‘H is the best’ and then fell asleep.
She said ‘H is the best’ and then yelled at her cat.
They said ‘H is the best’ and then broke up with their lives.