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A love-hating freak who yells ‘love is fake’ like it’s his job. He’s also a brainwashed member of the Sinnoh Cult, which is basically a group of people who think the sky is made of cheese.
‘Love is fake,’ he screamed at the top of his lungs during the school talent show. The judges gave him a zero for creativity.
He tried to convert me into the Sinnoh Cult by telling me the moon is just a giant cheese wheel.
He texted me: ‘Love is fake. Also, the sky is cheese. Don’t forget that.’