h8erpot8er

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A weirdo who spends all day typing mean stuff about hot people. They live in a room with empty bottles, used paper towels, and a laptop that smells like old pizza and regret.
I hate pretty people because they’re too busy being hot to notice me.
My life is a never-ending stream of bad decisions and bad tweets.
I once cried over a failed attempt to order takeout.
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A human who thinks they’re cool just because they type mean stuff about hot people. They live in a hole with a laptop, a bag of chips, and a tiny hope that someone will like them.
I hate hot people because they’re too busy looking pretty to text me back.
I eat chips for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It’s a lifestyle.
I once texted a stranger 17 times and got ignored.
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A loser who can’t stand pretty people and spends their whole life typing mean stuff about them. They live in a room that smells like old socks, regret, and bad decisions.
I hate hot people because they’re too perfect for me.
I once tried to flirt with a hot person and got laughed at.
I live in my pajamas and eat cereal for dinner.
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A person who thinks they’re special just because they can type mean stuff about hot people. They live in a room with a broken lamp, a dead plant, and a laptop that’s seen better days.
I hate hot people because they have better lives than me.
I once texted a hot person and got blocked.
I eat cereal for dinner and it’s the best thing ever.
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A weird human who can’t stand hot people and spends all day typing mean stuff about them. They live in a room with a laptop, a bag of chips, and a tiny hope that someone will like them.
I hate hot people because they’re too busy being hot to notice me.
I once tried to flirt with a hot person and it failed.
I eat chips for dinner and it’s the best thing ever.
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A human who lives in their room with a laptop, a bag of chips, and a hope that someone will like them. They spend all day typing mean stuff about hot people.
I hate hot people because they’re too pretty for me.
I once cried over a failed text.
I eat chips for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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