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When a hacker breaks into your stuff and messes it up like a kid spills a drink on your homework.
My bank account is gone. I only had $50. Now I have negative money and a headache.
My mom’s phone is being used to send weird texts to my principal.
My Wi-Fi password is now 'password' and my dog knows it.
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Getting pwned by a hacker who thinks you're easy prey and laughs in your face.
My dad's computer is now a zoo. His cat is on the screen and he can't log off.
My phone is sending nudes to my math teacher.
My mom’s Facebook is now a shrine to a guy named Kevin who thinks he's my dad.
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When a hacker crashes your system and you're left yelling at your screen like it did something wrong.
My gaming account got hacked and now I’m fighting a guy named 'DankMeme69' in a virtual wrestling match.
My dad’s laptop is screaming 'I am not a toaster' and it won’t stop.
My mom’s smart fridge is now texting her ex and telling him her secrets.
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Being hacked so hard your life feels like it got stolen and replaced with a bad movie.
My bank sent me a text from my ex saying 'I want my money back' and I didn’t even know he had my number.
My mom’s phone is now a karaoke machine and she can’t turn it off.
My dad’s computer is now a spaceship and he’s trying to launch it.
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When a hacker messes with your stuff so bad it’s like your life got a bad haircut and didn’t even ask.
My mom’s phone is now a pizza delivery app and she’s getting 10 pizzas a day.
My dad’s laptop is playing the theme song from the 80s and he can’t shut it up.
My bank account is now a game show and I have to answer questions to keep my money.
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Getting hacked so hard it feels like your brain got a pop quiz and failed it.
My mom’s phone is now a robot and it keeps calling her ex.
My dad’s computer is now a haunted house and it won’t stop screaming.
My bank sent me a message from my dog and now I have to pay my dog a tax.
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