Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gamer who’s so good they make you wish you had a better life and a bigger brain.

I got killed by this h4x0rm4573r in 2 seconds. He had 1000 health and a sword made of rage.

This guy finished the game in 30 minutes. I still haven’t beat level 5.

He spammed me with 200 messages saying he would beat me in a duel. He did. And it was embarrassing.

2

A human who plays games like they are a war and you are the enemy.

He joined my game and killed me with one hit. I didn’t even see him coming.

He had 1000 points and I had 10. He laughed at me.

He sent me a message saying he would destroy my character. He did. And it was public.

3

A person who plays games so well it feels like you’re fighting a god with a controller.

He beat me in the game so fast I didn’t even get to say goodbye.

He had 5000 gold and I had 50. He laughed all the way to the bank.

He took my character and made it cry. Then he left.

4

A master of games who treats you like you’re a newbie who needs a nap.

He beat me so fast I didn’t even know what happened.

He had 1000 health and I had 10. He called me a weakling.

He sent me a message saying I was a disgrace. I was.

5

A legend in the world of gaming who gives you a headache just by existing.

He beat me in 1 minute. I was still confused.

He had 10000 points and I had 10. He didn’t even look at me.

He spammed me with 50 messages. I didn’t even reply.