Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy way to say you got something, but it sounds like you're bragging and you probably don't deserve it

I h4v3 all the luck in the world, and you're just jealous.

I h4v3 a million followers, and you're still stuck with your mom.

I h4v3 a pizza, and you have nothing.

2

when you say you got something, but it's just a lie and you're trying to impress people

I h4v3 a new car, and you still ride the bus.

I h4v3 a girlfriend, and you're still single.

I h4v3 a million dollars, and you have a lunch account.

3

a way to say you have something, but it's so overused it feels like you're just trying to sound smart

I h4v3 a degree, and you still fail math.

I h4v3 a gym membership, and you still sit on the couch.

I h4v3 a life, and you're still stuck in your mom's basement.

4

a lazy way to say you have something, and it's usually just a bunch of letters to make you look cool

I h4v3 a million followers, and you have two.

I h4v3 a new phone, and you're still using your old one.

I h4v3 a new pet, and you still have a goldfish.

5

when you say you have something, but it's just a way to avoid saying the real word

I h4v3 a million dollars, and you have a lunch card.

I h4v3 a new car, and you still ride the bus.

I h4v3 a new phone, and you're still using your old one.