h4te

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#football fail #jaguar stank #scout team loser

0 views · Added 3d ago · 3 definitions

a giant fukkin tool who thinks he's the best at football, but in real life he's probably the guy who gets benched at practice and drives a beat-up Jaguar that smells like old pizza and regret.

@h4te why are you still on the team? you're worse than the mascot.

h4te just tried to do a triple play and fell into the stands.

h4te spent $50k on a Jaguar and still can't spell 'football'.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a greasy-haired, overpaid idiot who thinks he's a star, but in reality, he's just the guy who shows up to practice and leaves before it's over.

h4te tried to flex in the hallway and got tackled by a freshman.

h4te claims he drives a Jaguar, but it's just a rental.

h4te just posted a selfie with a pizza box and called it 'fitness.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a fukkin tool who thinks he's rich, but in reality, he's just a guy who spent all his money on a Jaguar that's falling apart and still can't play football.

h4te tried to do a backflip and ended up faceplanting into the grass.

h4te's Jaguar is so old it has more rust than hair.

h4te just got benched for being too loud during practice.

by Slangipedia 3d ago