h4ppy

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h4ppy is when you're so happy you forget your pants are on fire and your dog just ate your mom's face
I was h4ppy when my dog ate my mom's face and I forgot my pants were on fire
My friend was h4ppy after he got a tattoo of a banana on his elbow
I was h4ppy when I accidentally texted my boss my cat's private Instagram
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h4ppy is when you're so happy you start singing in the shower and your neighbor calls the cops
I was h4ppy and sang in the shower until the cops came
My sister was h4ppy and turned her bathroom into a karaoke bar
I was h4ppy and my neighbor called the cops because I was singing about tacos
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h4ppy is when you're so happy you start eating your shoes and your dog laughs at you
I was h4ppy and ate my shoes because they were chocolate covered
My dog was h4ppy and laughed at me while I was eating my socks
I was h4ppy and my dog watched me eat my shoes like it was a movie
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h4ppy is when you're so happy you start talking to your plants and they start talking back
I was h4ppy and my plants started talking back to me
My brother was h4ppy and his cactus said 'I love you' in Spanish
I was h4ppy and my plant told me it was going to take over the world
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h4ppy is when you're so happy you start dancing in the middle of the street and your mom takes a video
I was h4ppy and danced in the middle of the street until my mom filmed it
My dog was h4ppy and joined me in the street dance
I was h4ppy and my neighbor took a video and posted it on TikTok
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