Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The absolute funniest person who ever commented on your stuff and makes you laugh so hard you pee yourself

I saw your tweet about breakfast and I laughed so hard I dropped my waffle

Your comment made me snort coffee out my nose

I had to leave the room because your joke was too good

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The person who comments on your posts and makes you feel like you’re the dumbest person alive

Your comment made me realize I’ve been eating cereal for breakfast my whole life

You turned my whole day upside down with one sentence

I was proud of my joke until you came along

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The best person to comment on your stuff because they make your day and your brain explode with laughter

Your comment made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair

I read your comment and I had to take a break from work

Your joke was so good I texted my mom about it

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The person who comments on your stuff and turns your whole life into a comedy show

Your comment was so good I played it on loop for an hour

I had to pause my movie because your joke was better

You made my Monday feel like a Friday

5

The person who comments on your stuff and makes you wish you could be them

Your comment was so good I wish I had written it

I want to be you because your jokes are amazing

You made me feel like a total loser

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The person who comments on your stuff and makes your brain feel like it’s on fire

Your comment was so funny I felt like I was going to burst

I laughed so hard my brain started smoking

Your joke was so good I had to take a nap