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the only thing in the world that’s as fun as a pizza party at 2 a. m. and as caring as your mom when she gives you extra cookies

the best thing ever made by God, your crush, and your breakfast

so good it makes your enemies cry and your friends laugh until they snort

the only thing that could make your day better if it was also your lunch

so amazing it should get a medal and a raise and a free pizza