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1337 speak for when anime or hentai get so dirty it feels like your mom’s old sock drawer.
My cousin tried to watch it and cried. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
That anime was so gross, my dog walked out.
My brother said it was like watching my uncle’s old girlfriend’s face melt.
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A way to talk like a pervert who just got kicked out of a church for liking anime sluts.
I told my sister it was like seeing a nun’s face on a donut.
My friend said it was like being stuck in a bathroom with a group of old men.
My mom said it was worse than her ex’s middle school dance.
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When you use numbers and letters to sound cool, but it's just a fancy way of saying you're watching anime porn.
My dad said it was like watching my cousin’s math test and crying.
That 1337 stuff made me throw up in my cereal bowl.
I told my friend it was like watching my grandma’s old TV with no signal.
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It's like when your teacher says you're failing, but you're actually just watching anime and pretending you're cool.
I said it was like being scolded by my grandma for eating too many cookies.
My friend said it was like getting grounded for sneaking out with his cousin.
That 1337 stuff made me feel like I was in detention forever.
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When you use stupid numbers and letters to act like you're super smart, but you're just watching anime porn.
I said it was like my brother trying to impress his crush with a bad math problem.
My friend said it was like my uncle trying to talk to my grandma in a foreign language.
That 1337 stuff was so stupid, it made me want to scream.
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A weird way of writing to sound extra cool, but you're just watching anime and getting turned on.
I said it was like my cousin trying to be a pirate and failing.
My friend said it was like my dog trying to read my math homework.
That 1337 stuff was so weird, it made me laugh until I snorted.
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