Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy website where you can buy all the cool stuff to get high

I found the best bong on H3MP. com

That website has more blunts than my cousin's closet

I bought a vape that makes my brain feel like it’s on fire

2

The place online where you can buy all the drugs you need to avoid life

I bought enough weed to last me through my entire math test

That site has more pills than my grandma’s medicine cabinet

I spent $50 on candy and weed and now I’m rich

3

The only website that makes buying weed feel like winning the lottery

I clicked a button and got a whole bag of weed

I bought a joint and now I’m famous

That site gave me free stickers and I didn’t even ask for them

4

The best online store for people who hate school and love getting high

I bought enough edibles to get through the entire school year

That site has more snacks than my lunch bag

I got a lollipop that tastes like magic

5

A website where you can buy everything you need to forget your problems

I bought a whole box of weed and now I’m happy

That site gave me a discount and I didn’t even ask

I forgot my homework and bought a bong instead

6

The online store where your parents think you’re buying books but you’re really buying weed

I told my mom I was buying textbooks and I got a bag of weed

My dad thinks I’m studying and I’m actually smoking

I used my allowance to buy a joint and now I’m rich