H3MP.com

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A fancy website where you can buy all the cool stuff to get high
I found the best bong on H3MP. com
That website has more blunts than my cousin's closet
I bought a vape that makes my brain feel like it’s on fire
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The place online where you can buy all the drugs you need to avoid life
I bought enough weed to last me through my entire math test
That site has more pills than my grandma’s medicine cabinet
I spent $50 on candy and weed and now I’m rich
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The only website that makes buying weed feel like winning the lottery
I clicked a button and got a whole bag of weed
I bought a joint and now I’m famous
That site gave me free stickers and I didn’t even ask for them
4
The best online store for people who hate school and love getting high
I bought enough edibles to get through the entire school year
That site has more snacks than my lunch bag
I got a lollipop that tastes like magic
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A website where you can buy everything you need to forget your problems
I bought a whole box of weed and now I’m happy
That site gave me a discount and I didn’t even ask
I forgot my homework and bought a bong instead
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The online store where your parents think you’re buying books but you’re really buying weed
I told my mom I was buying textbooks and I got a bag of weed
My dad thinks I’m studying and I’m actually smoking
I used my allowance to buy a joint and now I’m rich
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