H3m

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When you're in a relationship that's already dying and you fake happiness for your three-month mark by saying H3M like it's some kind of miracle

H3M? More like H3M because I'm already planning my escape.

Happy 3 Months? Please. I’ve been counting down to this day since week two.

H3M? That’s the most fake thing I’ve ever said in my life.

You use H3M to pretend your love life isn't total garbage and hope no one notices you're lying

H3M? More like H3M because I’ve already texted my ex.

Happy 3 Months? I’m just here for the free pizza.

H3M? I’m gonna need a lot of wine for this.

When you're in a relationship that's going down the toilet and you say H3M like it's some kind of trophy

H3M? I got a trophy for this? That’s not even fair.

Happy 3 Months? I’m more excited about this than my job.

H3M? I’m still waiting for the divorce papers.