h3llo

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A walking disaster who makes everyone around them want to die. Watching them work is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

My cousin sent me a text that said, 'I tried to fix my laptop and now it’s screaming at me.'

My teacher yelled, 'If I see one more of these, I’ll retire and go live in a cave.'

My friend texted me, 'I tried to cook dinner and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

So dumb they think a donkey is a horse. They can’t tell the difference between a good idea and a bad one. Also, they probably don’t know how to tie their own shoes.

My mom texted me, 'My neighbor tried to plant a tree and now it’s upside down.'

My friend said, 'I tried to build a fort and now it looks like a pile of bricks.'

My brother DM’d me, 'I tried to do my math homework and now I have a headache the size of Texas.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They’re so lazy they’d rather watch paint dry than do their chores. They make everyone else look like productivity gods.

My neighbor texted me, 'I tried to clean my house and now I’m too tired to move.'

My friend said, 'I tried to do my homework and now I’m just going to sleep.'

My brother DM’d me, 'I tried to wake up and now I’m still in bed.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They’re so stupid they think a donkey is a horse and a pig is a cow. They also think they’re the smartest person in the room when they’re clearly not.

My mom texted me, 'My neighbor thinks the moon is made of cheese.'

My friend said, 'I tried to do my math and now I think numbers are magic.'

My brother DM’d me, 'I tried to cook and now I think the stove is alive.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They’re so insane they think the sky is falling and they’re the only one who can save it. They also think they’re a superhero when they’re clearly not.

My neighbor texted me, 'I saw a cloud and now I think it’s a dragon.'

My friend said, 'I tried to read a book and now I think it’s talking to me.'

My brother DM’d me, 'I tried to go to sleep and now I think my bed is haunted.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago