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A person who wants to die but is too whiny to do it so they just sit there and cry themselves to sleep every night and then yell at the universe for being so unfair

I tried to commit suicide but my phone died and now I’m just crying into my pillow

Why is my life so bad and why won’t it just end

I’m 14 and I hate everything and I don’t know why I’m still alive

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Someone who’s too lazy to die but still has the energy to complain about it constantly and then blame everything else for their misery

I tried to die but my mom called me and now I’m just alive and mad

I’m not dead because my cat wouldn’t let me

I failed my math test and now I’m thinking about dying but my phone is broken

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who thinks dying is the solution but is too dramatic to actually do it so they just lie there and moan about it until they fall asleep

I tried to kill myself but my pillow was too comfortable

Why won’t my life just end already

I’m crying so much I might just die but I’m too tired to do it properly

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who wants to die but is too weak to do it so they just sit there and cry all night and then blame everything else for their pain

I tried to commit suicide but my socks were too ugly

I cried so much I think I might just die

My life is so bad I’m considering death but my mom is still alive

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who wants to die but is too much of a drama queen to do it so they just whine about it until they pass out

I tried to die but my drama was too much for the universe

I cried so hard I think I might just die but I don’t want to

I’m too dramatic to actually die and now I’m just sad

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who’s too busy crying to actually die so they just sit there and moan about it until they fall asleep and then realize they’re still alive

I tried to die but my crying was too loud

I’m so sad I think I might just die but my phone is still on

I cried myself to sleep and now I’m just alive and mad

by Slangipedia 2d ago