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A legendary man who beat up 3 whole wars by himself, saved a cat from a tree, and got a statue in Chicago so people would stop talking about him
He fought wars like they were just a bunch of bullies in the hallway
He saved a cat from a tree because it was the only thing standing between him and a midlife crisis
The statue in Chicago is just a fancy way of saying 'we still remember you, bro'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A man so tough, he took on 3 wars by himself, saved a cat from a tree, and got a statue in Chicago just to shut people up
He fought wars like they were just a bunch of homework problems
He saved a cat from a tree because it was the only thing standing between him and a bad haircut
The statue in Chicago is just a fancy way of saying 'we still remember you, bro'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who single-handedly destroyed 3 wars, saved a cat from a tree, and got a statue in Chicago because people couldn't stop talking about him
He took on wars like they were just a bunch of bullies
He saved a cat from a tree because it was the only thing standing between him and a bad day
The statue in Chicago is just a fancy way of saying 'we still remember you, bro'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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