H3C^OH

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the gross science of getting drunk, but with way more letters and way less sense

My chem teacher said H3C^OH is just a fancy way of saying 'beer' but I still got an F.

I asked my friend what H3C^OH was and he said 'alcohol, but spelled like a loser.'

I tried to explain H3C^OH to my mom and she just said 'why don't you just drink it?'

the chemical reason you're hungover, but it's still not an excuse

My friend said H3C^OH was the reason he missed class, but I said 'so what? You still need to drink more.'

I wrote H3C^OH on my test instead of the real formula and my teacher gave me a D.

My brother called H3C^OH 'the devil's drink' but I think it's just the devil's spelling.

the scientific way to say 'I'm gonna get wasted, and I don't care who knows it'

My friend wrote H3C^OH on his shirt and said 'this is my new logo' but it just looks like a mess.

I told my teacher I was doing H3C^OH research and she said 'you're just trying to skip math.'

I said H3C^OH was the best part of my day and my mom said 'then why are you still in school?'

the reason you're not paying attention in class, but it's still not a good excuse

I said H3C^OH was the reason I missed the test and my teacher said 'then why are you here?'

I tried to explain H3C^OH to my brother and he said 'alcohol? I knew that already.'

My friend said H3C^OH was the best thing ever and I said 'then why are we still in class?'

the chemical name of alcohol, but it's way more complicated and way less fun

I said H3C^OH was the same as alcohol and my teacher said 'then why did you write it like that?'

My friend said H3C^OH was the best thing ever and I said 'then why don't you just drink it?'

I tried to explain H3C^OH to my mom and she just said 'why don't you just drink it?'