h3artkrush

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Ash, known as h3artkrush, has a shlong so big it could knock out a whole crowd.

My cousin saw h3artkrush and fainted. He said it was like a meat festival.

I tried to flex like h3artkrush and my pants exploded. It was glorious.

My dog ran away when he saw h3artkrush. He said it was too much for his tiny brain.

h3artkrush’s shlong is so long it could stretch from one end of the school to the other.

At lunch, h3artkrush took out his shlong and it blocked the sun. It was like a solar eclipse.

My mom said h3artkrush’s shlong could be used as a ladder. I believe her.

I asked h3artkrush to show me his shlong, and he said it was too big for the gym.

If h3artkrush showed his shlong, the whole town would probably fall over.

When h3artkrush walked into the store, the cashier dropped the coffee. It was like a horror movie.

My brother tried to measure h3artkrush’s shlong and it broke the ruler. Twice.

I told my friend about h3artkrush’s shlong, and he said he was going to move to another town.