Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

GM's half-baked try at a green car that won't last 5 years.

My H3 died after 3 years and a single trip to the mall.

I drove it through a hurricane and it broke down at a gas station.

It tried to be eco-friendly but it's just a gas-guzzling disaster.

2

HALO 3, but no one cares about the extra letters.

H3? That's just HALO 3 with a bad haircut.

I play H3 every day, and I don't care if it's called H3 or HALO 3.

H3 is the only thing I need in life.

3

A tiny HUMMER that costs less than a pizza but still thinks it's a beast.

This H3 is like a puppy trying to be a lion.

It's not a HUMMER, it's a H3 and it knows it.

It cost me $30k but it still can't handle my dad's driving.

4

The third Hummer, but it's still not the real deal.

H3? That's the Hummer that doesn't know it's a Hummer.

I would rather have a donkey than this H3.

It's the Hummer that just wants to be a car.

5

A blow job that leaves you half-hard and wondering what went wrong.

That H3 blow job just made me think about my ex.

It was like getting a half-baked blow job from a tired barista.

I was almost there, but then it turned into an H3.

6

A human-shaped meatball that just keeps getting bigger.

That H3 is a meatball with no intention of stopping.

He eats like a H3 and still wants to be fit.

She's like an H3 that just got a second helping.

7

A blow job that just makes you think you're doing okay, but you're not.

That H3 blow job was like a C+ in life.

I was almost there, but it was just an H3.

It was like getting a blow job from a tired teacher.

8

A year of Halo 3 addiction, and it's not even close to being enough.

That H3 is like 1080 hours of Halo 3 and still not enough.

I played H3 so much I forgot how to sleep.

That H3 is the reason I skipped school.