h2p

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You worship Pitt like it's a god and you're its sacrificial lamb. You'd die for that school and its terrible parking.
H2P! I'm gonna fail my final exam if I don't get to the library!
I'll pledge my firstborn to Pitt if you let me skip class.
I'm gonna scream Pitt's name until I pass out.
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You have to go number one or number two and you're too lazy to say it properly. You just shout H2P and walk away like a king.
H2P! I'm going to the bathroom and you won't stop me!
I have to poop and I'm not afraid to say it. H2P!
I'm going to the restroom and I'm not coming back. H2P!
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