Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Super dorky and extra dramatic like a sad kid who cries over spilled soda.

'I just got rejected by the math club and my goldfish died.'

'I cried when my pencil broke during the test.'

'I texted my crush 17 times about the moon.'

2

So nerdy it makes your eyes hurt and your brain scream in agony.

'I know the exact number of stars in the Milky Way and I’m still sad.'

'I named my calculator Steve and he left me.'

'I cried when the Wi-Fi went out.'

3

Like a kid who thinks they’re cool but everyone else thinks they’re a mess.

'I tried to do a cool magic trick and it backfired.'

'I wore my pajamas to school and no one clapped.'

'I tried to be a superhero and tripped over my own shoelace.'

4

So basic and dramatic it’s like watching a soap opera written by a middle schooler.

'My crush didn’t text me back and now I’m crying in the hallway.'

'My goldfish died and I gave it a eulogy.'

'I had a crush on my teacher and now I’m heartbroken.'

5

Like a kid who thinks they’re the main character of their own sad story.

'I had a dream about being a famous actor and then I woke up.'

'I cried when my sandwich got crushed in my backpack.'

'I wrote a 10-page letter to my crush and they didn’t reply.'

6

So cringe it hurts and you just want to hide in a hole and never come out.

'I tried to do a cool dance move and it was a disaster.'

'I cried when my pen ran out of ink.'

'I texted my crush 20 times and they blocked me.'