H2O club

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A club where kids can party like they’re rich even though they’re still in high school.
My cousin got in because he said he was 21 and his name was Kevin
I lied about my age and now I have to pay for my mom’s drink
The bouncer said I was too ugly to be 21, so I got kicked out
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A place where you can drink without your parents finding out you’re drunk.
My friend spilled his drink and now he’s telling everyone he’s allergic to soda
I told my dad I was at a study group, but I was really at a club
The DJ plays songs so loud I think my ears are gonna fall off
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A secret spot where kids go to drink and avoid getting in trouble.
I got caught sneaking in and now I have to do 20 push-ups
The club has a fake ID machine that looks like a vending machine
My friend got kicked out because he tried to bring his pet rat into the club
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A club where kids can drink and act like they know what they’re doing.
I pretended to know how to mix drinks and now I’m famous
My friend tried to flirt with the barista and failed
I got a free drink because I told the bartender I was a magician
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A place where you can drink and get away with it because nobody cares.
I drank so much I passed out on the floor
My friend tried to dance and fell over
The club gave me a free pizza because I was too drunk to pay
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A club where the only rule is that you have to be stupid to get in.
I got in because I said I was a superhero
My friend got kicked out because he said he was a vampire
I had to do a dance-off to prove I was cool enough to be in
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