H2O

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Water. Made of two hydrogen and one oxygen. It’s like crack for your mouth. Once you start drinking it, you’ll die trying to stop.

I drank eight gallons of H2O and still couldn’t stop. My bladder is screaming.

My mom said I’d die if I kept chugging H2O. I said, ‘Bring it on.’

H2O is the only thing that can make me stop eating pizza at 2 AM.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The liquid you drink at 3 AM when you’re too lazy to go to the store or make coffee.

I had to drink H2O at 3 AM because my fridge was out and I was too tired to walk.

H2O is what my brother drinks when he can’t sleep and wants to die of dehydration.

I drank H2O at 3 AM and now I’m crying. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The holy trinity of Phillies pitchers. Halladay, Hamels, and Oswalt. They’re so good, they could win the World Series by just standing there. If you mess up the order, it’s like having Kendrick Lamar in a playoff game.

H2O is the only thing that could beat the Phillies. And even then, it might lose.

I tried to do H2O in the wrong order. My team lost and I got yelled at by my mom.

H2O is the reason I’m still alive. My life depends on the order of Halladay, Hamels, and Oswalt.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A dumb rapper who thinks he’s cool. He’s the leader of the Soo Crew. He also sucks at everything.

H2O is the worst rapper I’ve ever heard. He can’t even write a decent verse.

My cousin said H2O was going to be the next big thing. He’s not. He’s still in the Soo Crew.

H2O tried to rap at my birthday. I cried.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A short way to say you gotta get over something. It’s like when your ex broke up with you and you still have to deal with their new boyfriend.

I had to H2O my embarrassment after I tripped in front of the whole school.

H2O is what I had to do after my dog ate my homework.

I had to H2O my fear of clowns. It was hard.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Doing the Hebrew Hammer in a hot tub or pool. It’s like being in a pool and trying to do the Harlem Shake at the same time. You might need a scuba tank.

I did H2O in a hot tub and now I can’t stop laughing. My legs are on fire.

My friend tried H2O and drowned. He was doing the Hebrew Hammer too fast.

H2O is the most fun you can have in a pool. Unless you’re my cousin. He drowned.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Cheap water. You pour tap water into a fancy bottle. It’s like wearing a suit made of cardboard.

I do H2O every day. It’s the only way I can look rich without actually being rich.

My mom says H2O is the only way I can save money and still look cool.

H2O is the reason I can afford pizza every day.

by Slangipedia 12d ago