H2JOE

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A hot drink that turns you into a loud, stupid, energy-powered idiot who can't stop talking.

I drank H2JOE and now I'm yelling at my cat about the president.

H2JOE made me text my mom 17 times in one minute.

I tried to do 10 push-ups after H2JOE and now my face is red and I'm crying.

A magic liquid that makes your brain shut off and your mouth go full speed.

H2JOE made me say 'I hate math' to my teacher 10 times in a row.

I drank H2JOE and now I'm arguing with my brother about which cereal is better.

After H2JOE, I tried to eat a whole pizza by myself and failed.

A hot, strong drink that makes you think you're a superhero, even though you're just wearing pajamas.

H2JOE gave me superpowers. I tried to fly and fell off the couch.

I drank H2JOE and told my dog he was a bad dog. He looked confused.

I had H2JOE and now I'm fighting my imaginary friend for the remote control.

A hot, bad liquid that turns you into a loud, silly, punchy version of yourself.

H2JOE made me punch my brother's arm for no reason.

I drank H2JOE and now I'm laughing at my own jokes and no one else gets it.

After H2JOE, I tried to sing a song and it sounded like a cat was screaming.

A hot drink that gives you energy but also makes you say the dumbest things ever.

H2JOE made me tell my teacher I wanted to be a chicken when I grow up.

I drank H2JOE and now I'm arguing with my dad about the meaning of life.

After H2JOE, I tried to explain why the sky is blue and it made no sense.