h2h

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You blab your deepest secrets to someone like they’re your long lost brother, even if they’re just some guy who cut you off in traffic.
I told my barista I had a crush on my boss’s mom during my h2h.
My h2h with my ex started with a text and ended with me crying in a bathroom.
I had a h2h with a guy on the bus who asked me if I liked pizza.
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You fight it out with one person on Worth1000. com like it’s a battle for your soul, and it’s all because some jerk challenged you in the Head to Head Forum.
I spent 3 hours fighting my h2h opponent over who had the better pet turtle.
My h2h was a 20-round war over who could eat more hot dogs.
I lost my h2h because I forgot to bring my calculator.
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You punch, kick, elbow, and knee someone like it’s a wrestling match, and you’re both just trying to prove who’s tougher.
My h2h with my cousin ended when I bit him.
I had a h2h with my neighbor over who had the better lawn.
I used my elbow to win my h2h at the gym.
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You call someone on the phone instead of texting them like a normal person, and it’s the most dramatic thing you’ve done all week.
I called my mom during my h2h and cried about my dead goldfish.
My h2h with my boss was just me screaming into the phone.
I had a h2h with my crush and it felt like a movie.
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You talk to your coworker during a coffee break like it’s the most important conversation of your life, even though you both just wanted a break.
I had a h2h with my coworker about my ex’s new haircut.
My h2h with my boss was just me complaining about my coffee.
I had a h2h with my friend about who had the better lunch.
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