H2Garbage

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A bunch of trash guys who show up to pick your trash up like it's a big deal
Yo why you here? I just threw my pizza box out last week.
You think this is the first time I've seen you? I've been waiting for you like 20 years.
I had a dog and it died and I didn't clean it up and now you're here for that? Real nice.
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A group of people who think they're important just because they take your trash
You think you're fancy? I've seen my grandma do better than you.
You come here like you're royalty. I'm just trying to survive.
You're not even real people. You're just ghosts who take my garbage.
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A trash squad that shows up like they're saving the world with your old pizza boxes
You're not saving the world. You're just taking my old pizza boxes.
If I had a dollar for every time you showed up, I'd have enough to buy a house.
You're not even good at your job. I've seen better trash guys in my dreams.
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