h2g2

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A stupid short way to say the stupidest book ever. It’s like the universe’s biggest middle finger to everyone who ever asked why life is so weird.

I’m reading h2g2 again. It’s the only thing that makes sense in this insane world.

My teacher made me read h2g2. I cried.

My dog thinks h2g2 is a brand of dog food.

A website that lets people post dumb stuff about everything. It’s like a giant toilet bowl for knowledge.

I posted my cat on h2g2. It got 10 likes and 3 insults.

My mom uses h2g2 to look up how to make lasagna. It says ‘just throw it in the oven and hope for the best.’

I got banned from h2g2 for saying the universe is a ‘cosmic poop.’

A lazy way to say that stupid book about a guy who gets hit by a bus. It’s the reason why everyone on the internet talks like they’re drunk.

My friend says h2g2 is the reason he failed math. I believe him.

I tried to explain h2g2 to my grandma. She thought it was a pizza delivery app.

My teacher said I should read h2g2 instead of my book. I read it. I failed.