Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pleased as hell to be somewhere, even if it’s a dump.

I’m H2B here, even though this place smells like old socks and regret.

I’m H2B at work, even though my boss is a screaming meatball.

I’m H2B in this city, even though the traffic makes me want to scream.

2

You’re glad to be alive and not in jail.

I’m H2B today, thank you very much, I didn’t get arrested this week.

I’m H2B, I survived the morning commute and my coffee was hot.

I’m H2B because I didn’t get fired, and my pants still fit.

3

You're happy to be somewhere, even if it's the worst place ever.

I’m H2B here, even though this room is smaller than my brain.

I’m H2B in this job, even though I hate my boss more than my ex.

I’m H2B at this party, even though the music is louder than my thoughts.

4

You're content, even if everything around you is a disaster.

I’m H2B, even though my life is falling apart like a bad relationship.

I’m H2B, even though my car broke down and my coffee is cold.

I’m H2B, even though my roommate is louder than a construction site.

5

You’re just happy to be somewhere, no matter how bad it is.

I’m H2B here, even though it’s like living in a sock drawer.

I’m H2B at this job, even though my boss is a hot mess.

I’m H2B in this city, even though the weather is worse than my ex.

6

You’re excited to be somewhere, even if it’s the last place you wanted to be.

I’m H2B here, even though I thought I’d never come back.

I’m H2B at this party, even though I wanted to stay home and sleep.

I’m H2B in this job, even though I thought I’d never survive another day.