H2A

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A made-up gender invented by the loudest people in the LGBTQI+ club so they could feel extra special.
'I'm not just gay, I'm H2A!' said the guy who still uses a flip phone.
'H2A is the only real gender now,' claimed the kid who cried when his pizza was cut into 8 slices.
My cousin changed her name to H2A because she thought it sounded like a spaceship.
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A new type of person who thinks they’re cool just because they got a new letter added to their identity.
'H2A is the future,' said the kid who still wears a hat inside the house.
My mom called me H2A because I ‘defied the odds’ by eating two slices of pizza at once.
The teacher gave me a detention for saying H2A was just a fad.
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A fancy way of saying ‘I’m tired of being called by one name,’ but with more letters and less sense.
'I’m H2A now,' said my brother after he failed math again.
My dog got a new collar that says H2A on it. It’s just a dog collar.
My friend’s mom thinks H2A is a new kind of candy.
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A weird group of people who think adding a new letter to their identity makes them special, even though they’re still just people.
'H2A is a new level of cool,' said my classmate who still uses a water bottle from 2005.
My uncle joined H2A because he thought it would help him win the lottery.
My teacher said H2A was just a distraction from the real problem: homework.
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A group of people who think they’re the first to ever have a new identity, even though everyone else has been doing it for years.
'I’m H2A now,' said my neighbor who still wears socks with sandals.
My dog’s best friend is H2A, and he thinks it’s a new kind of dog treat.
My cousin got a tattoo that says H2A, but it’s just a tiny letter.
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A new identity invented by the most dramatic people who think they’re the center of the universe just because they got a new letter.
'I’m H2A now,' said my friend who still uses a paper towel to wipe his face.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz because I said H2A was the best thing since sliced bread.
My brother joined H2A because he thought it would make his hair look better.
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