H247

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A man who’s always thinking about sex like it’s his full-time job and his part-time hobby.
My boss is H247. He talks about his secretary like she’s his next wife.
He texts his ex at 3 a. m. just to hear her voice.
He tried to flirt with the pizza guy and got fired.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who’s got a hard-on so strong it could power a whole city and still have change for a soda.
He tried to propose to his dog. The dog just barked and ran away.
He asked his mom if he could move out so he could date his neighbor.
He sent a text to his crush that said, ‘I want to marry you and your Wi-Fi.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who’s got a brain full of dirt and a heart full of love for the ladies.
He told his crush he would ‘follow her anywhere, even if it’s to the mall.’
He asked his crush if she wanted to ‘do the horizontal shuffle’ on his couch.
He tried to convince his crush that his pet turtle was ‘very flirty.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who’s got the willpower of a donut and the focus of a toddler who just got a new toy.
He forgot his own name just to remember his crush’s phone number.
He walked out of a meeting to text his crush.
He asked his crush to be his ‘co-pilot’ so he could ‘drive’ to love.”
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who’s got a love life so wild it could make a lion blush and a tiger jealous.
He told his crush he would ‘take her to the moon’ if she let him borrow her phone.
He sent his crush a text that said, ‘I’m not just in love. I’m in a full-blown war.’
He tried to ask his crush out by saying, ‘Let’s go on a date. I’ll bring the snacks and the drama.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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