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You’re like the f-cking sun and I’m just a f-cking planet orbiting you.

If you were a pizza, you’d be the one with extra cheese and no crust.

You’re the only person who could make me laugh when I was crying in the f-cking shower.

You’re like the f-cking god of snacks and I’m just a hungry mortal.

If you were a superhero, you’d be the one who fights f-cking dragons and wins.

You’re so good, even my f-cking dog respects you.

You’re like a f-cking unicorn in a world full of f-cking donkeys.

You’re so f-cking good, even the f-cking moon shines brighter when you’re around.

If you were a burger, you’d be the f-cking one with extra meat and no lettuce.