H20hammer

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A crude tool for old Texan PIMPS who think trading online is a real job and not just a way to avoid getting beat up.

DM: 'I just H20hammered that guy for selling me a fake watch. He’s gonna be crying in his cornfields.'

Tweet: 'H20hammer is my new favorite way to make money while my wife thinks I’m working.'

Text: 'I H20hammered my cousin for 20 bucks. He still thinks I’m rich.'

A loud, messy way for old Texan PIMPS to show off their power by beating up people who can't even spell 'virtual channels.'

Text: 'I H20hammered that guy for selling me a fake watch. He couldn’t even spell ‘virtual channels’!'

Tweet: 'H20hammer is just me showing my grandkids what real power looks like.'

DM: 'I H20hammered my neighbor for not mowing his lawn. He’s still mad.'

When old Texan PIMPS get so angry they start trading online just to yell at people and make them feel stupid.

Tweet: 'I H20hammered that guy for selling me a fake watch. Now he’s crying in his cornfields.'

Text: 'I H20hammered my cousin for 20 bucks. He still thinks I’m rich.'

DM: 'I H20hammered my neighbor for not mowing his lawn. He’s still mad.'

A stupid, loud habit of old Texan PIMPS who think trading online is a real job, even though it’s just them yelling at people.

Text: 'I H20hammered my cousin for 20 bucks. He still thinks I’m rich.'

Tweet: 'H20hammer is just me showing my grandkids what real power looks like.'

DM: 'I H20hammered my neighbor for not mowing his lawn. He’s still mad.'

When old Texan PIMPS trade online just so they can yell at people and feel important, even if they’re just selling fake watches.

Tweet: 'I H20hammered that guy for selling me a fake watch. Now he’s crying in his cornfields.'

Text: 'I H20hammered my neighbor for not mowing his lawn. He’s still mad.'

DM: 'I H20hammered my cousin for 20 bucks. He still thinks I’m rich.'

A stupid way for old Texan PIMPS to trade online just so they can yell at people and feel powerful, even if they’re not.

Text: 'I H20hammered my neighbor for not mowing his lawn. He’s still mad.'

Tweet: 'H20hammer is just me showing my grandkids what real power looks like.'

DM: 'I H20hammered that guy for selling me a fake watch. He’s gonna be crying in his cornfields.'