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Three Aussie girls named Emma, Ricky, and Cleo who get turned into mermaids whenever they touch water, because obviously water is magic and they’re annoying.
My sister says she’s a mermaid now because she stepped in a puddle. I called her a fake mermaid.
Emma tried to turn into a mermaid in the pool. She just got wet and embarrassed.
Cleo claimed the ocean called her. I said it just called her a bad swimmer.