Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

it's the liquid that makes you go number one and number two

I drank six liters of H20 and still couldn't stop peeing

My dog drank H20 and now he's peeing on my carpet

I tried to live off air and now I'm crying in a toilet

2

the liquid that comes out of a woman when she's happy and you're confused

That girl got me high on H20 and I didn't even know it

I used H20 as a drug and now I'm a full-blown addict

I drank H20 and now I'm making out with my math teacher

3

the stuff that makes you feel good but also makes you feel like you're going to die

I took a hit of H20 and now I'm high and sick

That water is a drug and I'm its biggest fan

I took H20 and now my brain is a mess

4

the alphabet soup of science that makes you feel smart but also confused

My teacher said H20 is just H2 and O and I'm like what

I tried to write H20 on my test and now I'm failing

I thought H20 was a band and now I'm confused

5

the only thing that can save you from dying of dehydration and also from dying of stupidity

I tried to eat air and now I'm begging for H20

I forgot to drink H20 and now I'm like a dead fish

I took H20 and now I can think again

6

the reason why you're going to get a disease and also the reason why you're going to get a disease

I had unprotected water sex and now I have an STD

I got H20 from my ex and now I'm a walking infection

I used H20 as a love language and now I'm cursed

7

the thing that dogs drink and also the thing that dogs pee on

I drank H20 and now my dog is peeing on me

My dog drinks H20 and now he's peeing on my shoes

I gave my dog H20 and now he's peeing on my mom