Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hacker who acts like a backwoods idiot but still breaks stuff online.

'I hacked the school website with a pencil and a prayer.'

'He used a dial-up connection and called it 'cyber warfare.'

'He tried to hack the internet and got disconnected by a cow.'

2

A hacker who thinks a computer is just a fancy typewriter.

'I broke into the server by yelling at it.'

'He hacked the game by using a spoon and a broom.'

'He tried to send a virus through the mail and got a letter back.'

3

A hacker who still uses a floppy disk and thinks the internet is a rumor.

'I hacked the bank with a floppy disk and a prayer.'

'He tried to log in with a chicken and a ladder.'

'He sent a virus through the mail and got a reply from the postman.'

4

A hacker who uses a tractor instead of a computer and still thinks Windows is a type of fruit.

'I broke into the system with a tractor and a sandwich.'

'He tried to hack the internet and got disconnected by a goat.'

'He logged in with a cow and a ladder.'

5

A hacker who uses a fishing net to catch data and thinks the cloud is a real place.

'I caught the password with a fishing net and a net bag.'

'He tried to log in with a fish and a hook.'

'He sent a virus through the lake and got a reply from a frog.'

6

A hacker who thinks the internet is a giant phone booth and still uses a rotary dial to connect.

'I called the internet and got a busy signal from a cow.'

'He logged in with a phone and a chicken.'

'He sent a message through the phone booth and got a reply from a robot.'