h1llmann

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A person who plays every game like it's their last chance to prove they're not a total disaster.

They tried to beat me at chess and lost because they moved the wrong piece three times.

They joined a basketball game and immediately fell over like they'd been hit by a truck.

They tried to sing in a karaoke bar and scared the whole place into leaving.

Someone who makes every game look like a punishment they didn't ask for.

They played video games and somehow managed to lose even when the game was on easy mode.

They tried to play a board game and forgot the rules, then got angry when we all laughed.

They played soccer and ran in the wrong direction for ten minutes straight.

A person who will make you question why you ever agreed to play a game with them.

They joined a Fortnite match and immediately died because they forgot how to shoot.

They tried to play poker and bet all their money on a hand they had no chance of winning.

They played a game of tag and ran in circles for fifteen minutes without even trying to catch anyone.

A person who somehow makes every game they play feel like a personal attack.

They played a game of Uno and got angry when I had more points than them.

They tried to play chess and kept moving the same piece over and over.

They joined a game of hide and seek and hid behind a tree for an hour.

A person who will play any game, even if it means their entire life gets ruined.

They tried to play a game of checkers and ended up crying because they lost.

They joined a game of Monopoly and spent all their money on a hotel they didn't need.

They played a game of basketball and forgot how to dribble, then got tackled by the coach.

A person who plays games like they're fighting for their life.

They played a game of Scrabble and got so angry when I had a better word than them.

They tried to play a game of Mario Kart and crashed into every other player.

They played a game of hide and seek and hid so far away, we had to call the police.