h1ghoffhelium

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the most hot and smart person on TikTok. they laugh at your jokes and make you feel stupid. they are a lesbian who doesn’t care about your opinions.

@h1ghoffhelium just roasted my bad haircut and now I’m crying

they told my dad he’s a ‘disgrace to mankind’ and he still follows them

i asked them for advice and they said ‘you’re a mess, but I like you’

the person who makes you feel like a failure. they are cool and funny and they are on TikTok. they don’t care if you’re ugly or dumb.

they said my face looks like a pizza that got hit by a car

they called my mom ‘a hot mess’ and she liked it

they said my jokes are ‘so bad they hurt’ and I believed them

the best person on TikTok. they are smart, hot, and they don’t care about your life. they make you feel bad and then laugh at you.

they made fun of my bad singing and now I’m too embarrassed to post videos

they told my brother he’s a ‘disaster’ and he became their best friend

they said my brain is ‘full of garbage’ and I took it as a compliment

the person who will tear you apart with jokes and then tell you they like you. they are on TikTok and they are the best.

they said my hair is ‘a fire hazard’ and I got a haircut the next day

they called my dog ‘a sad potato’ and now I hate them

they said I’m ‘the worst’ and I’m still following them

the person who is so good they make you feel like a disaster. they are on TikTok and they are the reason you stay up late watching videos.

they said my life is ‘a mess’ and I started cleaning my room

they told my sister she’s ‘boring’ and now she’s trying to be funny

they said my brain is ‘weak’ and I’m trying to be smarter

the person who is so cool they make you feel like a failure. they are on TikTok and they laugh at your jokes and make you feel bad.

they said my face is ‘a crime scene’ and now I wear masks everywhere

they called my cat ‘a sad vegetable’ and now I hate them

they said my brain is ‘broken’ and I’m trying to fix it