h1g1 (buck fever)

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When you see a huge buck while hunting and it hits you like a truck full of sh*t. You hyperventilate, shake like a leaf, and miss your shot so bad you feel like crying and eating your own face.
I saw a buck the size of a truck and I peed my pants.
I turned around and saw a buck, and I dropped my gun like it was on fire.
I saw a buck and my brain short-circuited. I shot the tree.
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A bad reaction to seeing a big buck when you’re hunting. You can’t breathe, you shake like a spaz, and your shot is so bad you might as well have thrown a tantrum.
I saw the buck and I screamed like a baby. My shot was worse than my ex’s cooking.
I got h1g1 and I shot the sky. Then I cried.
I saw a buck and I forgot how to breathe. I shot my own foot.
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When you see a big buck and it messes you up so bad you can’t even think straight. You shake, you pee your pants, and you might as well give up hunting forever.
I saw a buck and I peed my pants. I shot the ground and ran away.
I got h1g1 and my shot was so bad I think the buck laughed at me.
I saw a buck, I dropped my gun, and I cried like a baby.
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