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When you see a huge buck while hunting and it hits you like a truck full of sh*t. You hyperventilate, shake like a leaf, and miss your shot so bad you feel like crying and eating your own face.
I saw a buck the size of a truck and I peed my pants.
I turned around and saw a buck, and I dropped my gun like it was on fire.
I saw a buck and my brain short-circuited. I shot the tree.