h1_mcr

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Total ass-wipe who I absolutely adore. He sends me stupid jokes and roasts me until I’m ready to cry.

He sent me a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and said, 'That’s you, bro.'

He called me a 'sponge' during a video game match and I lost.

He texted me, 'You’re like a broken toaster.' I texted back, 'You’re like a broken toaster with no bread.'

Big fat idiot who I can’t live without. He sends me memes so dumb they make me laugh until I pee myself.

He sent me a meme of a confused cat and said, 'That’s you when I roast you.'

He called me a 'dumb chicken' during a video game and I died.

He texted me, 'You’re the dumbest chicken I’ve ever seen.' I replied, 'You’re the dumbest chicken who ever wore socks.'

Complete motherfucker who I love to death. He sends me jokes so stupid they make me want to slap him.

He sent me a meme of a sad banana and said, 'That’s you when I roast you.'

He called me a 'dumb donkey' during a video game and I got killed.

He texted me, 'You’re the dumbest donkey I’ve ever seen.' I replied, 'You’re the dumbest donkey who ever wore a hat.'