H1, H2, and H3

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A giant, shiny, four-wheel, military monster made by AM General. Also a loud, vibrating blow job that makes you cum like a rocket.

My cousin's H1 broke down in the desert and looked like a flaming toaster.

I saw a guy in an H1 trying to park and it looked like a tank fighting a car.

My dad says his H1 is the only thing that can survive a nuclear blast and a bad date.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A smaller version of the H1 made by GM. It's still tough, but not as fancy. Also a loud, vibrating blow job that gets you hard but doesn't let you cum yet.

My neighbor’s H2 got stuck in a ditch and looked like a dog trying to chew through a tire.

I saw a guy in an H2 trying to parallel park and it looked like a cow trying to dance.

My mom says her H2 is the only thing that can survive a bad date and a broken heart.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A tiny, fast, GM version of the H1 and H2. Also a loud, vibrating blow job that just gets you hard and then you go for it.

My brother’s H3 got stuck in a snowdrift and looked like a turtle trying to walk on ice.

I saw a guy in an H3 trying to park and it looked like a cat trying to fight a car.

My friend says his H3 is the only thing that can survive a bad date and a long wait.

by Slangipedia 15d ago